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We're sorry to announce that, due to unforeseen circumstances, we've had to postpone our screenings of BEST F(R)IENDS. They will be rescheduled later in 2020. Our next event will be held on March 31st with details to be announced shortly, so please sign up to our mailing list via the "Contact Us" page or follow us on social media to ensure you receive all the info! Kind regards - Crap Film Club.

Never Too Young to Die poster
Tuesday, 31 March, 2020 - 19:00
The Book Club

Never Too Young To Diestars John Stamos as Lance Stargrove, a high school gymnast who must avenge the death of his estranged secret-agent father (George Lazenby) at the hands of the evil bisexual hermaphrodite Velvet Von Ragner (Gene Simmons). Teaming up with his dad’s former partner, Danja Deering (Vanity), can they stop Ragner and his army of henchmen from contaminating LA’s entire water supply?